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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

13.06.2025 01:21

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Thumbs down again.

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Then came..

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Loons and Moons

No, not a chance

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

The S&P 500 closes at 6,000 as bulls aim for return to record territory - MarketWatch

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

So, the docs changed it to read

What is your most intimate experience with your best friend?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

So they tried

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Where can I get sure fixed matches on Instagram?

Nuts and Butts

Next, they tried...

Just Forget it!

How is it not psychopathic to use someone for sex, even if they agree?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Still no good

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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Hysterias & Posteriors

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

They put up a sign reading

GUNTHER wins the world heavyweight championship back from Jey Uso - Cageside Seats

No way

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Freaks and Cheeks

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

share office space ...

Atheists claim that Earth is 10 billion years old, yet there are no fossils that old. What do you have to say for yourselves for lying?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Minds and Behinds

No go.

Iron is naturally present in these 10 foods - Times of India

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Unacceptable again!

Everyone loved it.

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